March 3, 2011

Preval’s team has started a great rumor in a land where Zombies and werewolves are and accepted reality.

The rumor spread like wildfire, creating a fear of cellphones.

Dialing, or receiving calls from certain numbers causes death.   “Already there have been deaths in Cap Haitian, Jacmel, Delmas, Petionville, Kenscoff.” ….the list grows with each moment.

People are calling family members (on cell phones) to warn them of the danger.

One of the numbers is  3-654-1600. I called this and am still breathing, although, perhaps I have become a  Zombie.  All of the numbers end in 1600 so it might be wise to avoid dialing such numbers, or answering calls from anything ending in 1600.

A lot of games will be played to create chaos between now and the March 20 election day.

I hope that America’s  Republicans and Democrats remain ignorant of these new ploys.